Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.
you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water
"i’m not a feminist, i love guys!"
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
every girl can relate to this okay
BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED
it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day