jokemom:

anonymously tell me how sexy i am and how much u love me


posted 07 / 23 / 14 from mishacollon // © // with 2,804 notes

posted 07 / 23 / 14 from daintythug // © // with 353,914 notes

gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home


posted 07 / 23 / 14 from trisproir // © // with 440,147 notes

loveslucas:

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posted 07 / 22 / 14 from irwinhat // © // with 3,018 notes

posted 07 / 22 / 14 from marawwwrrrr // © // with 328,014 notes
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Tarzan + scenery

I have something to tell you,” he says.


posted 07 / 22 / 14 from tobiav // © // with 975 notes
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